Christ Brown at it Again

According to an article called, "Nation Would Not Be Surprised At This Point If Chris Brown Allegedly Traveled Back In Time And Punched Anne Frank" published on theOnion.com  on January 28, 2013 not one human being who is aware of Chris Brown's existence would be surprised to hear him traveling back in time to physically harass poor Anne Frank. Surprisingly, Chris Brown was caught raging at a stranger and starting a fight over one silly parking spot. However, he is most famous for physically beating his girlfriend, who so happened, and now happens, to be pop-star sensation, Rihanna. It is even expected from Chris to not only travel back in time and punch Anne Frank, but to steal her sentimental diary and then report her to the SS, before returning back to the present. Nevertheless, it is clear that despite the reputation he has acquired due to his barbaric actions, it is evidently certain that his sales will not decrease in any matter. After all, his fans have the tendency to overlook his abusive ways when purchasing his albums.